I used to think I was just a regular guy. (or gal)

*I used to think I was just a regular guy, but…

*I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. *

*I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist. *

*I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe. *

*I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. *

*I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.*

*I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.*

*I am older than 70 and retired, which makes me a useless old man. *

*I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary. *

*I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.*

*I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.*

*I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.*

*I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.*

*Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore!*

*I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happen to me so quickly! Funny…it has all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!*

*As if all this wasn’t enough to deal with…I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!*

About tannngl

Believer (God the Father, the Son and Messiah, the Holy Spirit), daughter, wife, mother, memaw, RN, hobbit, street evangelist I love people, music, reading, praying, studying the Bible, keeping up with national news and politics. I am a strict constructionist, a true American. I love my country. I honor her warriors. I am thankful for our Constitution and will personally bear arms for it.
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