The Magic Green Hat

Last Friday, I needed to go to the emergency room for a pain caused by a fall. Not wanting to sit there for several hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people in the room got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me several hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s… 

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

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Here’s the hat:  ($19.00 on Amazon, but worth every penny )

About tannngl

Believer (God the Father, the Son and Messiah, the Holy Spirit), daughter, wife, mother, memaw, RN, hobbit, street evangelist I love people, music, reading, praying, studying the Bible, keeping up with national news and politics. I am a strict constructionist, a true American. I love my country. I honor her warriors. I am thankful for our Constitution and will personally bear arms for it.
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12 Responses to The Magic Green Hat

  1. foguth says:

    I must get one!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tannngl says:

      I don’t know where you live but I think that hat would be useful ANYWHERE in America now!!!!

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      • foguth says:

        We live on Florida’s Space Coast & the one I purchased for my husband (9.43 at Amazon) will arrive on Friday… Will print the story to include with it as his father’s day gift.
        BTW, a friend, who lives near Austin, TX says her son actually has such a cap and it really does work that way.
        Do you live near the border?


      • tannngl says:

        Oh my! People are really wearing these hats!!!! That should be part of the post! No, I live in Pennsylvania, but we seem to host many many immigrants now. It’s true. Probably best for a man to check out the effect of wearing this hat, huh? Amazing!

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      • foguth says:

        My hubby hasn’t had any issues wearing his MAGA cap. Neither has a friend in southern Ohio, though she’s had some grumpy comments about the photo of her wearing it on FB.
        Green looks a lot better on my hubby than red, so I suspect he’ll be thrilled to get it.

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  3. CW says:

    That hat would have come in handy when I lived in Southern California and would go to the state parks!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. curtmilr says:

    ATF hats work too! Inadvertently found that out once! PD hats, not so much!

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